- Mom: Theres a cop blocking the house.
- me: they're cock blocking the house?!
- mom:
- me:
- mom:
- me: oh
Anonymous asked: The male jolted up. Jostling the male beside him. "Are you-" He panted heavily, but took the male up in his arms, practically smothering him. Yet the smaller male remained where he was-safe for making it easier to breathe. He had been having nightmares like this for a few weeks now. He refused to tell him what they were about, but it always ended like this. He hugged him back now, "It's all right," he cooed. "Don't leave." "I never left."The male relaxed and released him, smiling. The last line.
D: What. Did. You. Do?! No. Nuh uh. This can’t happen. Nope. I won’t accept it. I feel so bad for him!!!! T.T He cannot have dreams like that! All my insides are knotted up now. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Rather than jump from the door opening, he jumped by a hand reaching out to him back. A cold hand on his own. His eyes looked to the male on the bed. "Don't be." He stared at him. The male still didn't have the strength to even open his eyes, but he knew. Knew those eyes. Knew those damn eyes with such life and happiness. "Stay." "The nurse is here." His grip tried to tighten. "Stay." It was the only thing he could say. Finally, he sat beside him, tying the promise ring necklace. "I never left."
Awwww! No :( Why does it have to be this way? I’m picturing this all in my head, and it’s going to make me get all teary-eyed.
Your papers are due in two weeks. No extensions. Any questions?
Class dismissed.People need this. So I thought, why the hell not.
-Keith
This applies to everyone I RP with.
Yes, even you. Especially you.
Anonymous asked: The male looked him over. The doctors had told him that he was recovering, but he looked no different. He rubbed his arm nervously. Visiting was over in a minute-yes, he had been watching the clock since his arrival-and he hadn't dared speak a word nor move a muscle. He had tried both, but neither seemed to work until he heard the footsteps approaching the door. It would be the same nurse that always forced him to leave. He stood up, nearing him. His hand outstretched to his cheek. I'm sorry.
If this is from who I think it’s from, and about what I think it’s about: I just died. Like, my heart just shattered in my chest. This is all kinds of amazing, yet not okay. Thank you, thank you for giving me sad thoughts.
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
Why is this so perfect? I rewound the movie about four times just so I could laugh really hard at this.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
Oh god it’s back
this post will haunt me until my death
he left with one slipper on
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
Pretty sure this is reason 394 that we should be parents.
Behold the internal dialogue that runs through my head 80% of the day.
